Mysterious Heart

Possibility 1

He: Hi. Whats up gurl?
She: Go take a jump.
Contact blocked

Possibility 2

He: Heey. I think you would find me inspiring. Wanna meet?
She: Not even in hell.
Contact blocked

Possibility 3

He: Hi beautiful. U R gorgeous. I would like to meet you.
She: What makes you think I would?
Contact blocked

Possibility 4

He: Hello. I am Sachin. What's your name?
She: Why? Didn't you see it on the account?
He: Oh! That's a real name then?
She: I am afraid so. What you see is what you get :-/
He: Hahaha! But that's a lovely name. No need to be afraid.
She: Well, thanks Sachin.
He: Loved your photographs. You really have a keen sense.
She: No you have a better sense.
He: Oh! really? Thanks. Did you check my pics? 
She: Yes I did. They are lovely. I especially like the amber signal light one. It had a story all over it. Are you a professional photographer?
He: Naah! I so wish!! Thanks so much for appreciating. I love that one too.
She: So what do you do?
He: Boring stuff. I am an investment banker.
She: Oh wow! Sounds very demanding. But you should also keep clicking.
He: Well, I will. :)
She: :)
He: You travel a lot it seems from your profile. Most of your pictures are from different places.
She: Yep both for work and pleasure. Keeps me grounded.
He: That's really wonderful. I am going to Mumbai soon to meet a friend. Want to capture the monsoons there.
She: Sounds lovely. Will wait for the pics.
He: Where are you traveling next?
She: Kalahandi.
He: Wow!
She: :)
He: You do fascinating stuff. What is your profession?
She: Struggling author, looking for the magnum opus. Lol!
He: Hahaha! Brilliant! You seem charming.
She: So do you Sachin.
He: Gee! Thanks. Are you dating?
She: Occasionally.
He: Nice. If you don't mind may I know your age?
She: Whatever is yours, add ten to it. How old are you, btw?
He: 23.
She: Oooops! My, my. Bye bye.
He: Heyyy! Don't go. Why? How old are you?
She: Exactly double of yours!
He: Age is immaterial. It's just a number. I have never been able to talk to anyone here so far. you       are the first one with whom I have been able to have an intelligent conversation. Please, please       don't go away. 
She: Not going away. But dating you, not possible.
He: But why? Why is age so significant?
She: Cause you need to find the answers yourself . That's what life is all about. I am not going to do that for you. Not become a ready reckoner of life I mean. I am no almanac.
He: Hahaha! No, no. All that is BS. When two people connect that's what matters.
She: Sorry, can't be Mrs. Robinson. Moreover, in another life you could be my son.
He: But in this life I am not, right? So what's the problem.
She: That I have nephews your age and I will die of guilt.
He: Oh! Please! You almost sound filmy!
She: Well, I am twice your age so I have the right to be old-fashioned you see.
He: Oh dear! Noooo! You are not.
She: Trust me I am.
He: All right, all right. Won't bug you. But can we just remain friends at least?
She: Well, who knows? May be.
He: Thanks. That's better. I can work with "may be".
She: You be good.
He: Hahaha! After this? Not a chance :)
She: Hmmm...don't fret. I am sure you will find a gorgeous girl soon who will be around your age.
He: Thanks, but like a chance in hell I would.
She: Don't write them off just now. There has to be a smart girl around for you, it's just that you haven't found her yet.
He: Hahaha! Can't wait. She better get here on the double. Lol! Anyway, tell me something? Do you have plans for Christmas?
She: Not yet. But I have blocked my leaves yes.
He: Goodie! 
She: How?
He: Well, I am going to Goa for Christmas and New Years and please think about it before saying anything...do join me for the vacation.
She: Ummm, sounds fun. We'll see. May be I will, may be I won't. Who knows?
He: Yaay! Amen!